Monday, September 30, 2013

Malampaya funds to be used for solar panel project

MANILA - The Department of Energy (DOE) is coming up with a renewable energy program that will use the controversial Malampaya Fund.

DOE Director Mario Marasigan said P150 million from the Malampaya fund will be used to install solar panels in establishments such as schools. He said there is no final decision yet on the project.

Under the program, 100-kilowatt solar panels will be installed on the rooftops of interested schools or establishments. The cost of the solar panels can be obtained from the DOE's Malampaya fund to be loaned to a third party entity.
Once the solar panels are installed, the school or private establishment will now pay the third party for electricity generated which should be P2/kwh lower than the Meralco rate.

This will be then remitted by the third party back to the National Treasury as payment for the amount obtained from the Malampaya Fund.

After a 3- to 5-year repayment period, the third party and the establishment or school can come up with an agreement on what to do with the savings or panels installed on the roofs.

But DOE Director Mario Marasigan said there is no final decision yet on the project.

Credit: Alvin Elchico

PSEI seen to hit 8,000-9,000 in 2014

BPI Securities projects the Philippine Stock Exchange index to end the year at 7,000 and surge to 8,000 to 9,000 in 2014 on expectation that the Philippine economy will sustain its growth rate of 5-7 percent in the next few years.
In a briefing during the weekend, BPI securities managing director and chief executive officer Michael Oyson said that, while the market is not going to rise in a straight line, dips present great buying opportunities as prospects remain bright.
"The reason we are positive in the economy, and why we think the economy can grow seven percent in the next few years is consumption is driving the economy and it is here to stay," he said.
Oyson noted that about 70 percent of the local economy is consumption driven while the service sector is also growing.
He said the Philippine economy is in a ''healthy golden era'' marked by healthy banks and gross international reserves while the business process outsourcing sector and overseas Filipino remittances are seen to remain strong.
"Our fearless forecast is 7,000 by yearend," Oyson said pointing out that the market has grown by an average of four percent from October to December in the last eight years.
For 2014, Oyson said "I wouldn't be surprised if we hit 8,000 and potentially 9,000. The reason is the Philippine market is not re-rated, meaning the investors are willing to pay a higher multiple for the Philippine market."
He said the market should be trading above 20 times its prices earnings multiple and at that level foreign investors would be willing to pay more for Philippine stocks since the Philippine economy is one of the few bright spots among emerging markets.
BPI Securities lead economist Emilio Neri Jr. said also said, "our main assumption in the global economy is there will be mild acceleration of growth next year" and that the US will continue to see improvement in economic performance.
Neri added that Europe is also expected to get out of contraction. So far, Europe is in a three-year contraction in GDP.
He expects the Philippine economy to grow 7 percent in 2013 while the 2014 median forecast is 6 percent and 5.8 percent for 2015. Some of the economic segments are getting saturated.
Neri said an 8 to 10 percent growth is not possible because is not building enough capacity.
Credit: Yahoo PH

Listahan ng mga holiday sa 2014 inilabas ng Malakanyang

MANILA, Philippines – Inilabas na ng Palasyo ngayong Lunes ang mga holidays para sa taong 2014.
Sa bisa ng Proclamation No. 655 ni Pangulong Benigno Aquino III ay 20 araw ang idineklarang holiday alinsunod sa pag-amyenda ng Republic Act (RA) No. 9492 (Hulyo 2007) sa Section 26, Chapter 7, Book I of Executive Order (EO) No. 292, o mas kilala sa tawag na Administrative Code of 1987.
Bukod sa mga regular holiday ay isinama ni Aquino ang ang paggunita ng Spring festival ng mga Chinese o mas kilala sa tawag na Chinese New Year sa Enero 31, 2014 bilang special (non-working) holiday.
“The Chinese New Year, which is one of the most revered and festive events celebrated not only in China but also in the Philippines by both Chinese-Filipinos and ordinary Filipinos as well; and the joint celebration is a manifestation of our solidarity with our Chinese-Filipino brethren who have been part of our lives in many respects as a country and as a people,” nakasaad sa proklamasyon ng palasyo.
Maituturing na long weekend ang semana santa kung saan pumatak sa Abril 17 at 18 ang Huwebes Santo at Biyernes Santo. Idineklara rin ni Aquino ang Abril 19, Sabado, bilang special (non-working) holiday.
Ginawa rin special (non-working) holiday ng Palasyo ang Disyembre 24 at Disyembre 26 upang pagitnaan ang Pasko, upang maging limang araw na walang pasok kasama ang Sabado at Linggo.
PSN ( Article MRec ), pagematch: 1, sectionmatch:Isinama rin ni Aquino sa mga holiday ang Eid’l Fitr at Eidul Adha ng mga Muslim ngunit wala pang tiyak na araw ito.
“The proclamations declaring national holidays for the observance of Eid’l Fitr and Eidul Adha shall hereafter be issued after the approximate dates of the Islamic holidays have been determined in accordance with the Islamic calendar (Hijra) or the lunar calendar, or upon Islamic astronomical calculations, whichever is possible or convenient,” sabi ng Palasyo.
“To this end, the National Commission on Muslim Filipinos (NCMF) shall inform the Office of the President on which days the holidays shall respectively fall,” dagdag nila.
Narito ang kumpletong listahan:
A. Regular Holidays
New Year’s Day                                           -1January (Wednesday)
Araw ng Kagitingan                                                -9April (Wednesday)
Maundy Thursday                                       -17April
Good Friday                                                  -18April
Labor Day                                                      -1May (Thursday)
Independence Day                                      -12June (Thursday)
National Heroes Day                                   -25August (Last Monday of August)
Bonifacio Day                                               -30November (Sunday)
Christmas Day                                              -25December (Thursday)
Rizal Day                                                       -30December (Tuesday)
B. Special (Non-Working) Days
Chinese New Year                                      -31January (Friday)
Black Saturday                                             -19April
Ninoy Aquino Day                                       -21August (Thursday)
All Saints Day                                               -1November (Saturday)
Additional special (non-working) days    -24December (Wednesday)
                                                                        -26December (Friday)
Last Day of the Year                                    -31December (Wednesday)
C. Special Holiday (for all schools)
EDSA Revolution Anniversary25February (Tuesday)

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Philippines: The Deuterium Project

 Twenty years ago, a certain Dr. Nona Calo from Butuan City in Mindanao, hypothesized that a very large deposit of deuterium can be found in the Philippine Deep, located off the waters of Surigao.  First discovered and isolated in 1932 by an American chemist Harold Urey, deuterium or heavy water is composed of two isotopes of hydrogen and an oxygen atom, with a chemical formula of D20 or H30.  With more hydrogen molecules than ordinary water, it is much heavier than water and even saltwater, causing it to naturally sink farther into deep ocean trenches.

          According to Anthony B. Halog (PhD, MBA), working at the Sustainable Technology Office of the Institute for Chemical Process and Environmental Technology, National Research Council of Canada in Ottawa, Canada, "the Philippine Trench, the largest in the world, is 868 miles long, 52 miles at the widest point and 2 miles at the deepest point which is 10.057 kilometers below sea level.  Deuterium can be obtained from this depth of more than 7 kilometers below sea level under 10,000 psi of ocean pressure, replenished by nature 24 hours a day from the Central America across the vast Pacific Ocean.  The amazing thing about deuterium is that at room temperatures or normal atmospheric pressure, deuterium atoms are electrolyzed naturally out of water dispelling hydrogen gas.  This natural phenomenal process needs no expensive electric power-consuming electrolysis to artificially separate hydrogen from oxygen in ordinary water.  At present, deuterium is used in the production of hydrogen (Li-Hy) fuel now used in Canada, America, Germany and some parts of Sweden to provide fuel for cars, trucks, jet planes, including solid hydrogen for spacecrafts Challenger and Columbia".
         
          Though deuterium mining has never been done before, even in highly developed first world countries and the possible costs might be staggering, research on this opportunity is still worth investing in, considering the high stakes involved.  This program could propel the Philippines as the biggest hydrogen fuel (Li-Hy) producer in the world, and become the only fuel producer 40 to 50 years from now in an oil-depleted world economy.  Utilizing the expertise of the Philippine National Oil Corporation (PNOC) through one of its departments which focuses on indigenous and non-traditional fuel sources, the government can embark on a deuterium research program and hydrogen (Li-Hy) production project with ease as far as project organization and administration is concerned.
         
          What hasn't been done before does not mean that it cannot be done.  Deuterium mining is practically just pumping water from the ocean bottom.  The present technology in offshore oil production is up to depths of 6.4 kilometers from the sea level, and they still have to drill through the ocean bottom to get to the oil, hundreds of meters below the sea floor.  Deuterium, the target element, is located just between 7 to 10 kilometers from the sea surface and needs no further drilling.  And since deuterium naturally electrolyzes when the 10,000 psi ocean pressure is gradually removed through the pumping process and replaced by lower atmospheric pressure, two upper pipes will then collect  segregated by-products of deuterium which are pure liquid water and gaseous hydrogen.  The dispelled hydrogen gas, can then be collected, compressed and stored as liquid hydrogen.  The pipeline itself shall serve as the refinery of deuterium to produce hydrogen.  Oil mining may actually be more laborious, costly and dangerous in comparison to deuterium mining, and oil refining more expensive than the processes involved in deuterium and LiHy production.  With regards to expertise, Filipino engineers and technicians at PNOC have proven and even exported their skills to Japan in constructing geothermal plants, installation of which is comparatively more complicated and hazardous.
         
           The tidal conditions along the Philippine Trench have to be included in the research and studied all year round.  Petroleum production in the North Sea, located between the Isles of Britain and Norway, goes uninterrupted despite the perennial turbulences in its waters and harsh climatic condition in the area ranging from icy cold to ordinary cold temperatures.  Pacific climate and condition is temperate by comparison.  Scores of oil rigs in the North Sea are 170 to 200 miles from the nearest port, compared to a possible site on the Philippine Trench which is only 100 miles from Surigao City and 120 miles from Tacloban City.  If workers in the North Sea oil rigs need to work only half the time (two weeks work; two weeks rest) all year round due to the extreme and dangerous working conditions in the area, working in deuterium rigs in the Pacific is just like taking a vacation in some Hawaiian islands.
         
           Oil rig platform manufacturers in Singapore can fabricate specially designed platforms for US$100-150M or approximately P5-7.5 Billion.  For a total cost of P 10 Billion for research and construction of a single floating deuterium rig with an average production capacity of 50,000 barrels a day, the government can expect a conservative daily income of  US$4M or US$1.2B per year, which is equivalent to P54.0 Billion annually.  If the government constructs  one deuterium rig every year generating an annual income of US$1.2B, our World Bank loan can be totally wiped out in less than 15 years.  The budget for this venture is well within the means of our government.  If the government can afford the President's P40 Billion pork barrel in 2006 for assorted poverty alleviation programs, our government can afford one deuterium rig every year which has a hundred fold cost benefit ratio.

          Estimates show that there are only 1,000 billion barrels of reserve petroleum left in the world today.  With the world's annual consumption of 28.6 billion barrels, all reserve oil will be fully used up 35 years from now.  World energy requirements will have to be shifted then to natural gas which still has 5,457 trillion cubic feet in reserve.  But this particular source is still subject to depletion.  Hydrogen, which has an abundant and unlimited source in deuterium, will be the future energy reserve.  If the Philippines can tap this energy source, we can have a much better future and economic position than the rest of the world including the United States of America. Should we, as a nation, will have reached this point in our history, Philippines can then be described as the fabled promised land ..., a land flowing with milk and honey.

          The United States of America once dreamed of sending a man to the moon.  Now it is history. What she did to pursue that dream made her the world's most technologically advanced and economically prosperous nation. This could happen to the Philippines.

Credit: deuteriumproject.blogspot.com

Pakistan Quake Kills at Least 270, Causes 100-Foot-Wide Island to Emerge From Sea

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A 7.8 magnitude earthquake struck a rural area of southern Pakistan yesterday in a disaster that has claimed over 270 lives, left hundreds injured and many more homeless. As the province of Baluchistan comes to terms with the horrific events, one unusual effect of the earthquake is garnering a lot of attention: as the quake rocked the region, it carried enough force to cause a new island to emerge from the Arabian Sea.
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Residents of Gwadar witnessed the mysterious 20-30 foot-high, 100-foot-wide rocky mass appear around 650 yards from the coastline on Tuesday morning, and while crowds gathered at the scene in “bewilderment,” claiming it to be “nothing short of a miracle,”—the birth of something new amid a scene of destruction—older members of the community have reportedly seen it all before.

NBC reports that “an earthquake in 1968 produced an island that stayed for one year and then vanished,” and there are numerous similar accounts over the last century, all a result of the same strange natural phenomenon as created this latest island. According to seismologists, such occurrences are not the result of the earth being “pushed up” by a tremblor, but rather it is the result of a “mud volcano,” which causes mud, sand and water to gush from seabed to surface as a quake shakes the earth.

The province of Baluchistan in Pakistan, which borders on Iran, is particularly prone to earthquakes. With a sizable rural, impoverished population living in mud houses, this most recent quake has caused some 30 percent of the homes in the central Awaran district to cave in, according to Abdul Qadoos, deputy speaker of the Baluchistan assembly.

300 members of the Pakistani military have been deployed to the area, with more than 700 expected to join them in the coming days, in an effort to provide aid to those injured or stranded in rural areas. In addition to disparate rural communities, the mountainous region is also home to several nomadic tribes.

Via NBC


Credit: Charley Cameron

4 investment tips that you should never use

Saving for retirement is hard enough, but some common, everyday investment advice can get new investors off to a bad start, or worse, create losses for long-time savers that they’ll never make up.
You probably know better than to fall into these traps but I can just about guarantee that at least one person you know has believed — and acted on — some of the world's worst investment advice.
As Warren Buffett says: "You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong." And to that I would add: Most things we do wrong start because we acted on bad advice.
Let's look at four bits of common — and terrible — advice:
No. 1: "The best investment you can make is in well-run growth companies."
This sure sounds enticing. Who wouldn't want to own high-quality companies that are managed well and highly respected?
If your highest priority is the comfort of knowing you own popular companies, this isn't awful advice. But if you want superior long-term returns, you should know that value companies and small-cap companies have a higher probability of giving you those gains. The reason is simple: High-quality growth companies are popular and fully priced. Almost by definition, you can't buy them at bargain prices.
(I want to emphasize here that several of these examples are aimed at investing in individual stocks, which for most nonprofessionals is among the worst investment moves. As I have written and said more times than I can count, smart investors own hundreds or even thousands of stocks throughdiversified mutual funds.)
It's no secret that value stocks and small-cap stocks have higher long-term expected returns than large-cap growth stocks. Academics remind us, accurately, that those higher returns come from taking additional risks. However, value companies and small-cap companies, as asset classes, have achieved their higher returns with only modest amounts of additional risk.
No. 2: "The longer you hold an investment, the higher your probability of success."
That seems plausible on the surface, but in fact it is wrong. In fact, the opposite is true. The longer you hold any company or a diversified portfolio, the higher the probability of a catastrophic event. An economic meltdown isn't very likely in the next year or two but is much more likely sometime in the next 50 years.
Wall Street is littered with the failed dreams of investors who wouldn't give up or throw in the towel even after decades of waiting for their investment choices to be vindicated.
This is less true when it is applied to the whole market or to an asset class such as large-cap growth stocks. In the next 12 months, relatively few companies will run into severe problems (aside from what happens to the whole economy). But 25 years from now, many of today's well-known and highly regarded companies will be gone.
Yet in 25 years from now, a few companies will have outstanding long-term records of never (or almost never) reporting flat earnings or failing to raise their dividends. And in 25 years from now, in the year 2038, many investment advisers and pundits will focus on those few long-term survivors to "prove" the value of long-term patience in individual stocks.
In 2038, the investment industry will pay little attention to the much larger number of companies that look good today but which will fall by the wayside in one way or another. After somebody wins the lottery, you'll typically see a photograph or a video of one couple holding the big check. I have never seen a picture of the millions of lottery players who were the losers.
No. 3: "Cut your losses and let your profits run."
Perhaps this makes sense if you are buying and selling individual stocks. But if you're investing for the long term in asset classes with long histories of productive returns, this is awful advice.
Every asset class inevitably has its ups and downs. Investors who aren't willing and able to hang on through down cycles will never achieve the long-term rewards that they seek. Virtually all the academic evidence shows that among asset classes, short-term winners will someday become short-term losers, and vice versa.
You can use this to your advantage if you turn the conventional advice upside down. Do that in two parts. First, periodically take some profits from your most productive asset classes. Second, use the proceeds to invest in the asset classes that have been underperforming. This forces you to take some of your profits before the market takes them away.
No. 4: "Invest in companies you know and whose business you understand."
Many times over the years I've heard that "pearl of wisdom," which is supposed to help investors pick stocks. It might be good advice if your objective is to feel comfortable and smart. But it's lousy advice if you want good long-term returns. I'll tell you two pretty obvious reasons that this is crummy advice.
First, many of us know a fair amount about a single industry. But this doesn't tell us anything about where future profits will come from. If I invest only in the industry with which I happen to be familiar, I won't have adequate diversification. And I'll undoubtedly miss out on many great opportunities, just because I don't understand them.
Second, there's a huge difference between what we think we know and what we actually know. I've seen time and again how some really smart investors become convinced that they "know" a particular company or an industry is a sure thing, only to see their investments nose dive.
I have a friend who invested almost all his retirement savings in the stock of Washington Mutual, based on his knowledge of the industry and of that company. His dogged belief cost him most of his nest egg, and he will never achieve the lifestyle that could have been his if he diversified.
Though this advice is very tempting, too often it's a road map to financial disaster.

Credit: Paul Merriman

Saturday, September 28, 2013

The Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide To Being A Man

We’ve all seen and perhaps grown tired of guides and lists that are rife with tedious clichés and full of humdrum regurgitated meme wisdom.  
For that very reason, @GSElevator — in collaboration with John Carney (@Carney) of CNBC.com — presents a fresh, and hopefully thoughtful, look at what it means to be a man today.
  • *Stop talking about where you went to college.
  • *Always carry cash.  Keep some in your front pocket.
  • *Rebel from business casual. Burn your khakis and wear a suit or jeans.
  • *It’s okay to trade the possibility of your 80s and 90s for more guaranteed fun in your 20s and 30s.
  • *The best public restrooms are in hotels: The St. Regis in New York, Claridge’s in London, The Fullerton in Singapore, to name a few.
  • *Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row … unless something really good comes up on the third night.
  • *You will regret your tattoos.
  • *Never date an ex of your friend.
  • *Join Twitter; become your own curator of information.
  • *If riding the bus doesn't incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.
  • *Time is too short to do your own laundry. 

  • *When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.
  • *If you perspire, wear a damn undershirt.
  • *You don’t have to like baseball, but you should understand the concept of what a pitcher’s ERA means.  Approach life similarly.
  • *When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go.
 And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
 

  • *People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy. 

  • *When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
  • *Tip more than you should.
  • *You probably use your cell phone too often and at the wrong moments.

  • *Buy expensive sunglasses.  Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you. And it tells these women you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them.
  • *If you want a nice umbrella, bring a sh*tty one to church.
  • *Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning. 

  • *Eat brunch with friends at least every other weekend. Leave Rusty and Junior at home.
  • *Be a regular at more than one bar.  
  • *Act like you’ve been there before.  It doesn’t matter if it’s in the end zone at the Super Bowl or on a private plane.
  • *A glass of wine or two with lunch will not ruin your day.

  • *It’s better if old men cut your hair.  Ask for Sammy at the Mandarin Oriental Barbershop in Hong Kong.  He can share his experiences of the Japanese occupation, or just give you a copy of Playboy.
  • *Learn how to fly-fish.  
  • *No selfies. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of a beautiful woman.
  • *Own a handcrafted shotgun.  It’s a beautiful thing.
  • *There’s always another level. Just be content knowing that you are still better off than most who have ever lived.
  • *You can get away with a lot more if you're the one buying the drinks.
  • *Ask for a salad instead of fries.

  • *Don’t split a check.
  • *Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
  • *Cobblers will save your shoes. So will shoe trees.
  • *When a bartender buys you a round, tip double. 


  • *The cliché is that having money is about not wasting time. But in reality, money is about facilitating spontaneity.
  • *Be spontaneous.
  • *Find a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.
  • *Piercings are liabilities in fights. 

  • *Do not use an electric razor. 

  • *Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.

  • *Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.

  • *One girlfriend at a time is probably enough.

  • *#StopItWithTheHastags
  • *Your ties should be rolled and placed in a sectioned tie drawer. 

  • *Throw parties. 
But have someone else clean up the next day.
  • *You may only request one song from the DJ. 

  • *Measure yourself only against your previous self.
  • *Take more pictures.  With a camera.
  • *Place-dropping is worse than name-dropping.

  • *When you admire the work of artists or writers, tell them. 
And spend money to acquire their work.


  • *Your clothes do not match. They go together. 

  • *Yes, of course you have to buy her dinner. 

  • *Staying angry is a waste of energy.

  • *Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger. 


  • *If she expects the person you are 20% of the time, 100% of the time, then she doesn't want you.
  • *Always bring a bottle of something to the party.


  • *Avoid that “last” whiskey. You’ve probably had enough. 

  • *Don’t use the word “closure” or ever expect it in real life. There may still be a mortally wounded Russian mobster roaming the woods of south Jersey, but we’ll never know.
  • *If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs. 

  • *Drink outdoors.
 And during the day.
 And sometimes by yourself.
  • *Date women outside your social set. You’ll be surprised.

  • *If it’s got velvet ropes and lines, walk away unless you know someone. 

  • *You cannot have a love affair with whiskey because whiskey will never love you back.

  • *Feigning unpretentiousness is worse than being pretentious. Cut it out with the vintage Polo and that ’83 Wagoneer in Nantucket. 
  • *The New Yorker is not high-brow. Neither is The Economist. 

  • *If you believe in evolution, you should know something about how it works.
  • *No-one cares if you are offended, so stop it. 

  • *Never take an ex back. She tried to do better and is settling with you.
  • *Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.
  • *Read more. It allows you to borrow someone else’s brain, and will make you more interesting at a dinner party – provided that you don’t initiate conversation with, “So, who are you reading …”
  • *Ignore the boos. They usually come from the cheap seats.
  • *Hookers aren’t cool, and remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive.
  • *Don’t ever say, “it is what it is.”
  • *Start a wine collection for your kids when they are born.  Add a few cases every year without telling them.  It’ll make a phenomenal gift in twenty years.
  • *Don’t gamble if losing $100 is going to piss you off.
  • *Remember, “rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.” 

    Credit: GSELEVATOR

The Bro Code Rules

The Bro Code

1) You must always have your bro’s back. No exceptions.

2) When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, always.

3) You are only obligated to wingman for one bro per social event, after that the bro is on his own.

4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched.

5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl. Unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent sober. Then you are absolved of any responsibility.

6) When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this must be made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history. A bro may skip out on kicking in for beer if he has done this recently.

7) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, and parents.

8) Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s biological mother or sister. Step sisters and mothers are fair game.

9) When a bro is showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars.

10) When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always required to give an honest answer. The phrase, “I’d bang her” is off limits.

11) A bro will never ever leave his bros without a ride. A bro may never be allowed to walk alone more than 2 blocks.

12) A bro will never ask for gas money for a ride unless he truly is hard up, or the ride exceeds the distance of 20 miles.

13) When gas money for a ride is offered, it may be accepted. Use your own bro-judgment to determine if you should accept.

14) A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with a girl. Even if she was truly nasty, a bro will make excuses for his bro. Example, “you were drunk so…”

15) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad.

16) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl. The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts. Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros.

17) A bro will always ask around before taking the last of anything. If a bro should ask you if its alright, unless the need is great or direct ownership is applied, you will let him have it. Common courtesy and the bro code go hand in hand.

18) A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven herself worthy via general bro concession.

19) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.”

20) A bro will never let another bro drive drunk. Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave. If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good. (exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth)

21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. No exceptions to this rule. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved.

22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e. the bro claimed to be sleeping at a friend’s house) you will always claim that yes he was there and you may even claim he is still there. Studies show that 8 out of 10 bros will do this without thinking. The other 2 bros claimed he was still with them but unavailable to talk.

23) You will always make excuses for a bros actions, no matter how obscene. All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. No exceptions.

24) A bro should always be allowed to make amends for his actions.

25) A bro will always give his bro’s girl a ride to wherever, so long as restitutions are made for the action.

26) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.

27) A bro will always do his best to help another bro’s self esteem. The Alpha-Bro should always be handing out the wisdom and power of his skill. A bro will always recognize the master seducer of the group.

28) A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a bro’s ex-girlfriend. A bro may proceed to make moves on another bro’s failed target (he got rejected) but only after asking permission first. If the bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you must adhere to his wishes and find a new target.

29) If permission for rule 28 has been given by a bro, and success is evident for yourself. One must always put it down to it being the girl’s preference and not due to your superior abilities. If a bro proceeds to become butt-hurt about your success where he failed, you are under no obligations to make him feel better or apologize for your success.

30) A bro will always take care of a bro who is blacked out, throwing up, and incase parents or girlfriend call. If a bro’s parents demand he comes home immediately, one will immediately allow him to use a shower and whatever else is necessary to make sure a bro receives no enemy fire on the home front.

31) A bro will always tell a bro what he did when he was blacked out. No matter how bad.

32) A bro must always maintain a safe physical distance from a bro’s girl, especially when drinking. Physical contact may only be made with a bro’s girl, when saying good bye. No exceptions.

33) A bro will always do his best to stop a bro from getting tattoos. A bro’s skin is the largest organ he has and the second most important. Especially if the tattoo is of a girl. Chicks will dump you and play with your heart, but a bro will protect you like his own private parts.

34) When a promise is made, it shall be kept. And under no circumstances shall it be broken.

35) The way of the bro is sacred, cherish it like a sect or cult. The bro life is like being in Jedi training camp. You must always show your bro love and be joyous when bro love is shown to you.

36) Bro-mance is allowed but only among your tightest bros. Never take your bro-mance too far. And if anyone should remark negatively upon your bro-mance. An immediate beat down should ensue. Should a girl comment negatively upon the bro-mance, kindly explain to her that she will never know love from a man such as you and your bros share. And let her know what a privilege it is to be a mere witness to your glory.

37) The fist bump is a bro’s greatest weapon aside from the bro code itself. It should be used to show support, acceptance, pride, and it is an all around green light for an action that was committed. Use the fist bump often, and show constant appreciation for your bro’s jokes and skills with it.

38) Corollary to rule 37, the denial of a bro’s fist bump is a terribly powerful slap in the face. To deny a fist bump is no light thing, and should only be done when there is very great disapproval of an action.

39) Never refer to a bro by his last name, this is a sign of disrespect. Always refer to a bro by their name, nickname, or any standard bro word.

40) Standard bro names include but are not limited to; bro, dude, man, and anything with bro in it. (example: broham.)

41) Always respect a bro’s viewpoints about anything from politics to cars to religion. The only time a bro’s views do not matter is when they conflict with the bro code. If such a case should happen, the bro should be immediately evicted from the bro circle, until correctional actions have been made.

42) A bro should always treat for food when a bro is broke. Signs that a bro is broke are phrases like, “I’d rather eat at home”, “I’m not hungry”, “I just ate”, and finally “I’m trying to save money so ill eat at home.”

43) Similar to rule 42, when discussing the purchase of party beverages, if a bro declines to offer money. The other bros should cover for him. No bro should be denied thirst quenching goodness just because it’s a tight week or month.

44) A good bro will always encourage his bros to be an Alpha-Bro when it comes to talking to girls. If necessary demonstrations of your prowess may be made to give your bros something to work with.

45) A bro is only allowed to do really stupid things when he is really drunk. A bro may be denied further access to alcohol when it is obvious he has drunk too much already.

46) All things must be forgiven among bros, with the exception being your drunk bro feels up your girlfriend. This allows for an immediate punch to the face, but only after all other bros have been told and are gathered to watch the punishment. Before the blow is delivered, your drunk bro must have the situation explained to him. Because he is drunk, he will probably agree that he needs to be punched.

47) Under no circumstances should a bro ever be hit in the genitals for any reason. EVER!

48) You should only ever make fun of a bro for minor things that don’t affect their physical attributes. Example, dam man you got really goofy shoes.  The exception is for something that doesn’t exist, example; making fun of your friend for having man-boobs when he clearly doesn’t.

49) The only time that cockblocking is condoned by the bro code is when the designated cockblocker (aka the bombardier) has viable reasons to stop a bro from hooking up with a girl.

50) The Golden bro rule that everyone knows, Bros over hoes. This rule may be seasoned to taste by the bros themselves. Example; Bros over hoes except at the close. This rule of the bro code is what sets the male gender apart from the female gender. It is the very essence of the bro code, and embodies the true awesomeness that is bro love.


Credit: The Bro code